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The Onion

 

Catering Strike Threatens Health of Law School Community

By: Jonathan Haley

RICHMOND, VA (AP) — A massive strike by members of the food service community in Richmond is threatening to dramatically affect the health of students

Berryhill Browbeats Student Into Submission

Brows healing nicely; cognitive capacity unaffected

By: Kilgore Trout

UNIVERSITY OF RICHMOND - Vituperative barbs flew indiscriminately throughout Room 101 during a Thursday morning Property class, as Professor W. Wade Berryhill's capacity for asinine

First Year Law Students Realize a B.A. Is BS

By: Hafeeza Rashed

Joy Gerbil-Zoey, a first year law student at the University of Richmond, revealed to reporters that her Bachelor of Arts degree in political science is

Recurring Hypo Character Assaulted

By: Maggie Dodd and Jonathan Haley

TIJUANA, MEXICO — A local resident who has made numerous appearances in Professor Peter N. Swisher's hypotheticals was the victim of several torts this past

Career Class Clown Finds Jokes No Longer Funny

By: Hafeeza Rashed

Josh Burgener is a self-described Class Clown. Since he was four years old, Josh has made others laugh at his own expense. "I enjoy hearing

The Imminent Progress at UR Law: How a New Dean Means a New Future

By: John O'Herron

Now* that we are privileged to have a new dean at our law school, there will undoubtedly be changes around here, both real and imagined.

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