Spider Lite presents... Real Men of Law School
Real Men of Lawww Schooollll...
Today, we salute you, Mr. Browser-Games-Playing Guy.
Mr. Browser-Games-Playing Guy!
Day in and day out, there's always a new game. Yeah, your computer came with Hearts and Solitaire, but to a discriminating palate like yours, variety is the true spice of life.
And you suck at Minesweeper!
Yes, you know all the places to get a game. DeadWhale, AddictingGames, nintendo8, and sometimes even Scrabble on Facebook provide you with hours of entertainment that no class can rival.
Desperate for distraction...
Woe be to any professor who dares interrupt your concentration with some silly hypothetical as you Battle the Bubble Spinner.
Could you repeat the question??
Rule 12(b)(6) has nothing on your mastery of the Moto Rush! You'll get the ninja upgrade if it's the last thing you do.
I'll state your claim!
So crack open an ice cold Spider Lite, Mr. Browser-Games-Playing Guy. Just because you'll need to know all of this material for the Bar doesn't mean you should change a thing or start taking notes. Besides, why would they make you have a laptop if they actually expected you to pay attention?
Mr. Browser-Games-Playing Guyyyyy.....
Greg Engle is a Second Year student at Richmond Law. On Friday Nights he can be found dancing it up behind the bar at the Cellar.
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